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We are a global team of Insecurity Officers patrolling in London, Brighton, Bristol, Wales, France, Amsterdam, Berlin, Sydney, Melbourne, Vancouver & NZ.

We are always recruiting so if you would like to be an Insecurity Officer in your local area, just get in touch.

Meet The Force...

Officer McGregor (London)

Officer Enema (London)

Officer McCaul (London)

Officers Denmark and Kenney (NZ)

Officer Bow-wow (London)

Officers Martini and Sparkles (Melbourne)

Officer Fransman (UK)

Officer Shades (UK)

Officer Taylor (UK)

Officer Raymond (UK)

Officer Mulahella (Amsterdam)

Officer Taunton (Sydney)

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