about.

about.

Patrolling the finest events around the world, the Insecurity Guards are here to rid you of your pesky insecurities, helping you let loose without worry.

Participants write down their insecurities on pieces of paper and deposit them in our high-tech Insecurity Safe (TM). All insecurities collected are private and not read by anyone.

 

Then, either at the event or back home, we set the entire safe ablaze.

 

Burn insecurities, Burn. 

 

patrols.

Established in 2014, and already in over 6 countries; The Insecurity Guards perform at large scale public and private events and festivals. We align ourselves with events that have a positive impact on the community, strive for social good and are inclusive to all, such as Pride (Brighton, London, Sydney, Melbourne, Vancouver, Auckland), XR, and we have a long established partnership with Morning Gloryville London.

 

In the UK we have patrolled (often with repeat performances) at the following festivals:

 

Bimble, Burning Nest, Citadel Festival, Edinburgh Fringe, Microburn, Noisily, Small World, Summerhouse, Wilderness Festival.

 

And the following events: 

 

The Other Art Fair London, Ted X Brighton, Sunday Assembly London, Rumpus and London Decompression.

 

We have also patrolled worldwide!:

 

AUS: Burning Seed, Secret Garden Festival, Woodford Folk Festival, Rainbow Serpent Festival, Confest, Sydney Decompression, Morning Gloryville Melbourne and All About Women (an International Women’s Day event at the Sydney Opera House) 

 

US: Burning Man

 

NZ: Splore, CubaDupa, Festival of Colour, Kiwiburn, Chur Burn, Ignition

 

EU: The Borderland (Denmark), Nowhere (Spain), Pete the Monkey Festival (FR)

 

officers.

We are a global team of Insecurity Officers patrolling in London, Brighton, Bristol, Wales, France, Amsterdam, Berlin, Sydney, Melbourne, Vancouver & NZ.

We are always recruiting so if you would like to be an Insecurity Officer in your local area, just get in touch. 

Meet The Force... 

Officer McGregor (London)

Officer Enema (London)

Officer McCaul (London)

Officers Denmark and Kenney (NZ)

Officer Bow-wow (London)

Officers Martini and Sparkles (Melbourne)

Officer Fransman (UK)

Officer Shades (UK)

Officer Taylor (UK)

Officer Raymond (UK)

Officer Mulahella (Amsterdam)

Officer Taunton (Sydney)

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